Almost Perfect | Goddess Sheets

We're very particular. If a Goddess Sheet has an imperfection we pull it. These imperfections are often so smaller minor that you might not think they are imperfections, or maybe not even notice them. The sheets work perfectly. We usually use them ourselves but decided to offer some for purchase at a big discount. Unlike the more perfect Goddess Sheets which are shipped rolled into tubes, these Almost-Perfect sheets ship folded and flat— which isn't as pretty but won't affect performance at all.

The sizes are as follows, although Almost Perfect availability varies all the time, so do check back if your preference is not available today:

Original Goddess Sheet  10¾" x 16½"   ($15 if perfect)

BIG Goddess Sheet  17¾" x 24"   ($24 if perfect)

FAT Goddess Sheet  21" x 27"   ($29 if perfect)

GRAND Goddess Sheet  24" x 36"  ($56 if perfect)

HOLY COW Goddess Sheet  36" x 48"   ($99 if perfect)